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13 May 2005

Knuckles is better than Sonic

Knuckles is better than Sonic: "Knuckles and sonic related games.
Posted by: Brandon / 2:48 PM"

Er... ok... how childish...
then at the footer...
Two hmmm... JubJub (maybe) running (but smiling) and the text: "They got Knuckles Mad, now they're running for there lives in Terror "

Er... ok... WHAT? He's not same mad hot-tempered guy!

"Why do all the games that have sonic in them have to have sonic in the title? Why not Knuckle Adventure 2 Battle or Knuckles DX? It is just so unfair. If any of you people out there know a game desiner for sonic games tell them that in the next game to remove Sonic. Thank You"
Hmm... a far-too-true advocate for Knux.

"Tails may be smart but he is always following that idiot sonic. He should join up with Knuckles so that is brain power can be used for causes that arn't stupid."
Well, Tails' brain power didn't really go to waste, and Brandon, did u know the whole Sonic saga?

"Big went to the store to get eggs to make some omelets, which are his favorite breakfast snacks for his 7th most important meal of the day followed by post breakfast, pre-brunch, brunch, post brunch, pre-lunch, ect... But anyway he went to the store and when he came back his house he found a shopping mall because his house had been condemned since no one lived there for the last fifty years. Don't even get me started with Big The Cat. He is so slow that when he caught a fish he found out that it fossilized while he was reeling it in. Big was also so slow that when he went to a 3-year old boys birthday party they were celebrating his graduation."

Well, there has to be a dum dum character, but don't u think u're goin too far?

"Sonic is so stupid that if his inteligence was the same as the temperature we would all die of the freezing cold. LOL "

That's enough, tough guy, who's like, died two years ago.

"A major advantage of Knuckles is his ability to glide across the air over a large area and can reach high areas that sonic can even dream of reaching. Knuckles is also way smarter than sonic because if sonic got any dummer he would be considered a statue. He can also punch enemies unlike sonic jumping into a ball and ramming into enemies with his very thick skull that has been said in many legends that it may contain a brain. One way that he is better is that he can climb walls, now you don't see sonic scaling a wall do you."

Well true, can glide, but Sonic can double jump and by the time Knux can "reach high areas that Sonic can even dream reaching" actually Sonic IS able to be there before Knux, because... HELLO... isn't he the speed of a Concorde?

Alright, that's today's sleeze of the day. wat a mess.

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